holy crap

It's 28th March, the Vote Earth day. And surprisingly my mom and dad are pro-vote earth day. :) hahah Maybe cos I kept going on about what you do now will affect your grandchildren.

And of cos to escape the 1 hour without A/C and fan, my whole family is heading to IKEA... hahah not sure if that REALLY helps.

But I am watching this programme called the Human Footprint. It maps out the consumption of an average human from birth to 70+ years old. Apparently we would have taken 7000+ baths in this lifetime, consumed 4 whole cows, 21 sheep, 12000 chickens, and just as many eggs.

Oh the best part...we would have shitted 3 tonnes of crap. hahahha :) Here's my carbon footprint so far.



Watch the video here.


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All that multiplied by 6 billion people. The world is just awesome.

Go figure.

greed explained

Found this video clip of the credit crisis explained. Simple and easy.


The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

the world is just awesome

It really is!

Well, er except for real dirty things at 0:28''. How, or why?! oh nevermind.. just enjoy the world for its awesomeness! :)

a girl, a guy and a roach

Two strangers stand waiting at lift lobby D.

"Ping!" goes the lift as it reached ground level.

Girl steps into the lift, noticing a brown roach running up the back wall of an extremely white lift wall. The guy follows her into the lift and he too notices the roach.

Girl presses the number 13 for her level.

Guy looks at the girl and unbelievably asks,''You not scared har?"

Girl nonchalantly replies,"er, no?" and then continues,"which floor?"

"oh, 7." he replies.

Silent pause for 2 seconds.

Then girl thought that maybe the guy might be scared, and was ready to take off her ballet flat to whack the roach.

"Are you scared?"asks the girl.

"No, no.", replies the man. Then man decides to strip a piece of tape from the lift walls to rid the world of yet another roach.

"Ping! Seventh storey", the voice from the lift recording came on.

"Oh I better not do that, in case the roach flies onto you.", says the man.

Man exits.

Girl thinks,"whateverrrr." Then wonders why she is still single at 35. Maybe she should have shrieked and acted like the roach was actually frightening. That might have gotten her a man yrs ago.

Btw, what's the difference between a normal roach and a flying one? Don't all roaches fly?