Friday, October 27, 2006

to have and to hold

Well, I don't think I am suited for communal living.

The accommodations are like one-room cheap motel-style places. With 5 floors, one common kitchen, and walls made of paper.

This gal living next to me has pissed me off even tho we haven't exchanged more than 100 words since I came here.

1. She is inconsiderate in the kitchen. She cooks, eats and leaves the whole pile of plates, pans and cutlery in the sink.

We only have one sink, shared by 4 other people excluding her.

2. We've been living here for a month now and she's only bothered getting her own cutlery and plates this week. And her goddamn annoying boyfriend comes over, borrows my white milk mug (not to mention my one and ONLY mug) and then doesn't return it in the morning when I need it for milk. It happened twice. I mean get your own fucking mug. If you are going to borrow someone's mug, taken apparently from their cupboard, at least have the decency to return it immediately after you've used it. They once held my mug hostage for 2 days. 2 days I had no milk for breakfast, and I only about drink milk and eat yoghurt for breakfast.

Fucking twerp.

Till I stuck a notice on the fridge that said," Hi, whoever who has taken my white mug from the bottom left cupboard of the stove, please return it, I need it to drink my milk in the mornings."

Miraculously, it was returned that very evening.

3. Fine if you are getting some and the rest of the world isn't. But do you have to get your boyfriend to ring the doorbell along the common corridor that is so loud that it wakes the dead in the middle of the night? If you're arranging for a bootycall, why can't you fucking anticipate and be more discrete about it?!

4. While they are at it, can the man not moan that loud? Especially at 2am? And the sex can't be all that good, cos it ends in like 2 minutes of hardwork. And I've only heard the gal had one orgasm the whole time since they've been humpings since the start of the term.

5. They just completely ignore the existence of the other people in the kitchen group, a behaviour which I find just downright rude.

It's been a long week and I'm tired and grumpy. And I think it shows on today's post.

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