it's in our DNA

Episode #1

Just last Sunday, I was hanging out with B1 and B2 doing absolutely nothing. Then B1 took the nexus and started watching YouTube.

me: "Whacha watching?"
B1: "Cysts explosions, Yee."
me: (gleefully) "OMG! I love those videos"

1 hour later...we're both on the couch still watching pimple bursting, ear wax and botfly removal videos.
B2: "Whacha doing?"
Me & B1: "Watching cyst explosions"
B2: "I don't know how you can watch that stuff." Walks away chomping on a cupcake.

I'll admit, it's squeamishly satisfying to see a glob of stuff coming out of the body. I'm twisted and sick, yeah ok, be judgmental :P

Episode #2

Me: "What time did you get up this morning?"
B1: "At 7am, those stupid birds woke me up! I hate being woken up so early in the morning!"
Me: "Hah! Now you know why I trained you guys not to wake me in the morning."
B1: "Yah Yee, I totally understand."