bionic woman

I just realised today that I am bionic woman.

Or rather genetics would have me as that. A couple of statistics to prove that:

1. Between baby boys and gals, the odds that a baby gal survives in a complication are higher than in a boy.
2. Women outlive men
3. XX chromosones imply that we're way less prone to genetic diseases
4. Dark hair, dark eyed people have dominant genes over blond hair, blue eyed people.

Which means a couple of things, really. Firstly, that my wish to konk off at age 65 might involve some painful way of killing myself. Secondly, I better start saving for a real long future. Thirdly, the likelihood of me being with a man, who has another woman is high. Fourthly, my kids will never have blue eyes or blond hair. (okok, last one will NEVER happen lor)

Geez, why can't I just have genetically smart, slim, tall, gorgeous genes? This kind of gene pool, win liao oso can say - forget it lor.

I oughta turn up in a supergal suit to class tomorrow. Getting tired. I am stuffing myself with carbs at 9pm, hoping that I knock off to bed early today. :)